@zapmyass: I've been eating healthy for six whole hours now. Why am I still fat?
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@michaelianblack: "The ankle so important to a basketball player." Something the announcer just said.
@FatBottomGirl1: We've secretly replaced the G with a K on this bottle of Jergens. Let's see if he notices.