@greg_vee: I've been ignoring these dirty dishes for 47 minutes and they still haven't taken the hint. It's just awkward now...
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Parentpains: Avoid confrontations in the work place by slashing your coworker's tires while they sleep.
@SuSuSuDonym: If Paula Deen's new cookbook isn't titled 'Fifty Shades of Gravy', I'm going to lose a considerable amount of money on the bet I just made.
@neiltyson: Not that anybody asked, but the Irresistible Force beats the Immovable Object — every time.
@fro_vo: Nature Fact: baby bears are born with fur because a mother bear can't bear to bear a bare bear