@kentgrossarth: I've been interrogating this dog for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy.
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@TCsSideBitch: *standing outside your house I was totally going to stalk you but... *pets your dog instead
@BonaFideIntent: Have you ever met a person, & knew straight away that they were 'the one'? Yah. I had to take a restraining order out too.
@HatfieldAnne: A smart car easily passes my Jeep on a hill. “Hey, that's not right” yells a jogger, who also easily passes my Jeep on a hill.
@TheBeerGuy73: Teens today stuck inside all day long playing video games. In my day, we spent all day outside smoking hash oil & cigarettes with friends.