@briancthayer: I've been jogging for 6 minutes & there are, literally, 9 vultures circling above me.
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@RandomAntics: we should be using all the time technology frees up to expand language, not shorten it. instead of 'prolly' try 'probababably.'
@tastefactory: Tattoos are a nice way to forever honor loved ones, like family members who have passed away, or skulls with bat wings that have passed away
@2tickytacky: I had to memorize a random 18 digit password before she'd let me in. Guess who stole your Soap Opera Digest out of the mailbox, Mom?