@mayamanion: I've been listening to the official workout station on Pandora for 3 months and I'm still fat, I'm calling bullshit.
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@geekysteven: Toy Story (1995) - A influential local leader harasses an immigrant who is struggling to adapt to local customs.
@IamEveryDayPpl: Sometimes I pretend I'm picking up lunch for the office even tho the KFC workers can clearly see me eating that bucket in their parking lot.
@LindseyEllison2: I want to pick up a hitchhiker before I die. Not like right before I die, but you know.
@Vodkantots: [to other patients in psychiatrist's waiting room] I'm not like you people. This is court mandated.