@envydatropic: I've been on my best behavior ever since the words "you can be charged as an adult" applied to me
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@crmotwo: Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of guilty by association? The Horse I rode in on: *Raises Hoof*
@Ideal_Victoria: [during sex] Him: it'd be nice if you were a little more enthusiastic Me: *pulls out giant foam finger*
@SamGrittner: BARNES: "What if it wasn't just empty cabinets?" NOBLE: "Let's sell books!" AND: "This is why we make such a great team."
@sumpeoplelikeit: I wish people were more like dogs and you could just give them those three little pats and they'd know our interaction was over.