@weinerdog4life: I've been putting my sunglasses on and walking away from things in slow motion all day, nothing has exploded yet.
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@Rollmaninoz: *ship enters earth atmosphere* Alien 1: Finally a signal *turns radio on* *Ed Sheeran 'Shape Of You' plays* Alien 2: SO sick of this guy OMG
@YourDailyGroan: I believe in workplace drug testing. That's why I slipped Ambien and Ex-Lax into my boss' coffee. Let's test which one works faster.