@weinerdog4life: I've been putting my sunglasses on and walking away from things in slow motion all day, nothing has exploded yet.
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@tylerschmall: Great, iTunes terms and conditions has changed and my attorney is on vacation. Just perfect.
@AndyAsAdjective: Truth or dare? -Truth. Ok, go. -I get sexually aroused by ALF. Okaaaay... -Your turn. Truth or dare? Um...dare. -Put on this ALF costume.
@DannyZuker: The most romantic restaurant in the world is not as dimly lit as the operating room on a TV medical drama.