@PyrBliss: I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.
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@JKNenagh: I often worry about the safety of my children ... Especially the one who is still awake at midnight and talking back right now.
@ArfMeasures: ME (working in a bank): Ugh I am so tired today ROBBER: EVERYONE ON THE GROUND & DO NOT MOVE ME [blowing up neck pillow] I could kiss you
@JohnLyonTweets: The premise of The Exorcist is truly terrifying. Imagine having a 12-year-old daughter.