@PyrBliss: I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.
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@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: What’s “saying grace?” Me: It’s when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave?
@H0TMessBarbie: I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses...especially if they're empty.
@djr_102: Women love shy guys with some sensitive sensibilities. They also love confidence and assertiveness. So, have multiple personality disorder.
@ktmcburr: Great shoulder tattoo. I bet butterflies are really significant to you and have shaped you into the person you are today, right?