@iNusku: I've been taking my Flintstones' vitamins daily, but I still can't start a car with my feet.
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@timdonakowski: Nothing is worse than having jock itch. ESPECIALLY within 100 ft of a school or playground.
@thesulk: Next time you're on an elevator with a stranger say, "If the doors open and it's all zombies, let's team up."