@mahatmatweeter: I've been trying to eat healthier so I ate a vegetarian.
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@CorkyCrash: 11's thoughts on tonight's dinner: "Well, it didn't make me gag, so I ate it." The rewards of motherhood are truly breathtaking.
@NJFreudian: I think twitter is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks.
@TeachersHot: Sunday mornings are a great time for me to reflect on why I haven't killed anyone yet
@SufficientCharm: That burrito didn't agree with me. And then I was like "Why am I arguing with a burrito?!"