@mahatmatweeter: I've been trying to eat healthier so I ate a vegetarian.
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@AristotlesNZ: Dont lie about your job, just word it better. Ex: "I handle client transactions at a fortune 500 multi-national corp" vs "I cashier at KFC"
@Tmoney68: Parents are hiring drug-sniffing dogs to find their kids' drugs. I couldn't do it. My kid already doesn't trust me, according to her diary.
@sarcasticmommy4: I'm at my most financial consultant when I tell the McDonald's employee what my change back should be.