@Tmoney68: I've been trying to figure out why I overslept today. Just realized drunk me set my calculator for $7.30.
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@chuuew: BOSS:You were supposed to get an inconspicuous heist car! ME:No one'll suspect the google car B:It's literally documenting everything we do
@Jennifergr8: I'm beginning to think some of you are not your Avi's, which makes me sad. I thought I had a unicorn and dinosaur friend.
@preawsaurus: the racists in this town are so proud of their lack of pigmentation you'd think they had actually chose it themselves :)
@JasonLastname: Somewhere there's a person named Current Resident who has to read every piece of junk mail.