@PastorBate: I've been washing my hair with Ranch dressing for 13 years because the bottle doesn't say not to do that.
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@68Cly29: I always look for the best looking cashier at the supermarket and always end up at the self checkout lane
@IncrediblyRich: I'm wearing my big rolled up socks again today and I'm doing so with pride. So all you haters can get in a taxi and chip off.
@STitusR: Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat.
@StorybookBlonde: My cell phone fell in the pool...now I know what it feels like to have someone you love drown.