@PastorBate: I've been washing my hair with Ranch dressing for 13 years because the bottle doesn't say not to do that.
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@AaronFullerton: 1938: "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It's... Superman!" 2013: "Is that a drone?" "Yeah, it's probably a drone."
@robfee: The sequel to Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is just a series of horrified people finding parts of missing kids in their chocolate bars
@Carbosly: "I'm scared of thunder and vacuums but this beehive full of killer bees looks delicious." - Dogs