@WilliamAder: I've been "watching my weight" and, rest assured, it's still there.
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@Tmoney68: If you didn't get called to a meeting with your 5-yr-old son's principal because he was inviting girls to his "naked party," you aren't me.
@parsfarce: me: i would like a *prepares to wow vietnamese waiter with my attention to pronunciation* "pho" korean waiter: we do not serve this dish
@stanleybehrman: I don't believe that twitter is the place for arguments. We all have family for that..