@WilliamAder: I've been "watching my weight" and, rest assured, it's still there.
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@juanadog: Saw a sign on the highway that said "Kill or Injure a Road Worker: $7,500" but it doesn't tell me where to pick up the money...
@Book_Krazy: Me: Hi. Can I help you? Him: I'm here about the wanted ad for the one night stand Me: Great. Where is it? Him: What? Me: The nightstand.
@AwsomeHairDay: If i had to guess, i would guess that the number one search word on Bing is Google.