@WilliamAder: I've been "watching my weight" and, rest assured, it's still there.
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@teeaysmith: Having a toddler is like harboring a bipolar, schizophrenic, incontinent, adorable, tiny dictator.
@BAKKOOONN: luke, thats a persons name. whys everybodys star wars name gotta be like, hoobie doodoo or seb neb or something
@DannyZuker: The most romantic restaurant in the world is not as dimly lit as the operating room on a TV medical drama.
@AlexEllisdon: Was very hungry when I made a wish to the genie I found in a lamp and I had a Freudian slip and now I'm a chicken magnet