@MeetingBoy: I've counted 8 people so far whose New Years resolutions include "loose weight". Can I add spelling to your list too?
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@: me at a restaurant waiter: here's ur cup :-) me: oh thank you waiter: *puts down cup* me: thank you waiter: *fills cup up with water* me: thank you waiter: i'll be back soon with your food me: thank you
@_coryrichardson: me: yeah i’ll probably die alone waiter: no i said will you be dining alone me: oh yeah that too
@zachreinert03: Ate at w pho restaurant and based on my waitress' facial reaction I'm not sure if I asked for a fork or killed her entire family
@Cheeseboy22: Overheard in 2nd grade class today: "Do your work! Santa's watching right now." "Yeah, my mom told me that ship has sailed for me long ago."