@MeetingBoy: I've counted 8 people so far whose New Years resolutions include "loose weight". Can I add spelling to your list too?
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@TheToddWilliams: Millions of years ago dinosaurs ruled the earth but like all great empires they were eventually brought down by corruption and voter fatigue
@rz0ndy: My hell is a giant Bath & Body Works store ...where all the women answer yes/no questions with "stories".
@BonaFideIntent: ....and that's how I ended up laying on the bedroom floor with a potato stuck in my ass.
@Jake_Vig: ME: I can understand why, it's so silky and luxurious. THEM: Huh? I said I worship Satan. ME: Oh. I thought you said "satin."