@DurtMcHurtt: I've dated a vegetarian, trust me, they put meat in their mouth.
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@Underchilde: Got a cease and desist letter that says I can’t wear my hard hat around town until I learn how to wolf whistle.
@egg_dog: don't eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather
@topaz_kell: When there's a police car behind you with their lights flashing... It means speed up, right?