@DurtMcHurtt: I've dated a vegetarian, trust me, they put meat in their mouth.
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@BlindChow: [breakfast in hell] STALIN: Toast is burnt POL POT: Eggs are rotten HITLER: I hate the juice STALIN: Oh here we go HITLER: I said JUICE
@Molly_Kats: If you call & I don't answer, I'm not dead, I'm napping. - Things I have to say to my mom
@KissabiX: [watches ants struggle with a chocolate & hazelnut covered golf ball I made] They'll be so pissed when they realise it's not Ferrero Roche
@shegotagronk: It's so beautiful outside. I should probably do something...Like close the blinds so there isn't a glare on my computer screen.