@mrtruthandsoul: I've decided to take some time off Twitter so I can focus on work and, ok, I'm back
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@thejessbess: First date: *puts entire onion ring in mouth* If yo'lik et ven yo'shoulla puh a wring owh it.
@losdrogas: went to kiss a girl last night and her eyes rolled back and her head floated off her shoulders body burst into flames i am a bad kisser
@painted_eel: *whispers to old lady at Starbucks* one time they ran out of coffee here and we ate a baby
@Mr_Kapowski: "The princess dies. And then the people trying to save her die. Dragon guarding the castle? Dead" - Bedtime at George R.R. Martin's house