@AimeeHelene1: I've developed a rash from my wedding ring, which can only mean my body is rejecting marriage.
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@Sickayduh: My girlfriend has twin 3yo girls. They each have a sippy cup with their names on them. When she's not looking, I switch the cups.
@teenpuke: what if it doesnt want to be called hot sauce???? what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce
@AmberTozer: Girl: Gonna keep having sex with this guy until he changes for me Guy: Can't believe she keeps having sex w/me I better not change a thing