@Metalligretch: I've discovered I own five umbrellas, if anyone wants to stage a musical number.
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@notalogin: Please help me find my lost pet sloth. It was just right here and, oh, never mind, it's still right here.
@AimeeHelene1: I'm convinced that this trip to Toronto will end with my being arrested for not being nice enough.
@shkeeber: *cape flaps in the wind* Me: Are you ready to defend freedom for another day, Captain K? Mom: Quit blocking the fan and put the cat down.
@Jc1Johnny: If a woman wants to date me, she has to meet my strict criteria 1. Hair 2. At least one eye 3. A pulse 4. Not that bothered about 1