@ShoutingGoddess: I've done a few things I've been ashamed of, but at least I never played FarmVille.
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@simoncholland: You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything.
@LeonEarlgrey: Necessity is the mother of invention, and the wife of bill. Bill is the only one in the family with a normal name.
@Mr_Kapowski: Travel Agent: Hello sir! Interested in a vacation? Me: *puts cat on the phone* [20 mins later] Travel Agent: I've got you booked for Maui
@drubicabra: Just witnessed a white girl take a selfie with her coffee in Starbucks. I always heard the legends but never thought I'd see it in the wild.