@Lakelandr: I've eaten enough chinese food in my day that my fortune cookies have started to contradict one another
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@curlycomedy: I like when players of opposite teams hug after the game as if to say, "We're all so very, very rich."
@doktorj: As an only child with a pet cat that bullied me, the pool cleaning robot was my closest friend.
@MartaEffing: We both want it. My lips part. His do, too. The tension pulsates. "I'll take the one w/ sprinkles!" And that's how I got the last one.