@Bob_Heller: I've eaten so many cheeseburgers, my hula hoop is just a fancy waist bracelet.
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@Brianhopecomedy: My reaction to winning a billion dollars wouldn't even come close to my 5 year old's reaction when I told him that there's no school today.
@OhReallyRach: If cupids didnt have wings, theyd just be fat little baby assassins with crossbows.
@TrolleyCat: I'm not helping to save the environment until bears let me ride them around like cars. It's a group effort, bears.