@cheeky__gal: I've finally decided to do something about my weight ... lie.
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@jus4golf: 15 just texted me that she was on her period and needed a chocolate bar. How absorbent could a chocolate bar even be?!
@KelgoreTrout: i named my first son "christian" and i named his twin brother "born-again christian"
@JustDontBugMe: I don't understand Dentists. I'm sitting here with like.. knitting needles in my mouth and they think I can answer stupid questions.