@cheeky__gal: I've finally decided to do something about my weight ... lie.
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@JohnLyonTweets: Me: Congratulations on becoming a master criminal. Cousin: I earned a master’s degree in criminology. Me: So do you get a bigger share of the loot from heists now or what?
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