@H0TMessBarbie: I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses...especially if they're empty.
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@murrman5: [spending entire date hiding the fact I'm really a beaver] "ow" what's wrong? "I got a splinter" may I see? "I guess so" delicious "pardon?"