@BatBatshitcrazy: I've got 19 yo boys lining up to mow my lawn. Cougar game strong? Nah, I just make a mean lasagna.
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@Rollmaninoz: Me: how many bears do you think we could fight as a family Wife: none you idiot Me: oh *growling from closet* Wife: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??
@Shot_Of_Cabo: Traffic.. The thing that impedes you from traveling from the place you didn't want to be to the place you don't want to go.
@blade_funner: [itsy bitsy spider diary] Day 47 of my attempt to climb water spout. Weather looks good. Hopeful.