@SeagullCharlie: I've got 66 problems and being upside-down is one.
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@FunnyMojoJojo: When one door closes another one opens. ... Or you could just re-open the closed door. Because that's how doors work...!!
@AndyAsAdjective: [at checkout counter] Would ya like to donate $1 to- -No But you didn't let me finish -Is it $1 toward you shutting your mouth? No -Then no
@robdelaney: Walter White should get a monument & every healthcare exec should receive the sentence for his crimes. They made him.