@SeagullCharlie: I've got 66 problems and being upside-down is one.
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@TheTweetOfGod: The entire history of the universe could be seen as a slow growth, expansion and coalescence of consciousness, were it not for Sarah Palin.
@thetigersez: Don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee. *never drinks coffee again* This is nice.
@theshamingofjay: Divorce is like hitting the reset button on Super Mario Bros except now you pay for the Princess's castle and hope Bowser kills you.