@SeagullCharlie: I've got 66 problems and being upside-down is one.
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@TomTheWicked: If I've learned anything from Twitter, it's that you shouldn't be learning on Twitter.
@sixfootcandy: Sorry I sprayed bug spray in your face. Those fake eyelashes scared the hell out of me.
@bourgeoisalien: When man made the first stone tool 2.6 million years ago, I don’t think they could have ever imagined a tool as great as Donald Trump.