@Jesssicle: I've got 99 problems, which really bothers me since I've also got OCD and I prefer even numbers.
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@matt_simpson84: My wife and I have an ongoing game called "Wipe Boogers on Stuff in the House" that she doesn't know we are playing
@blaha_Who: My main goal in life is to become a cooking show judge Mostly because I like to criticize people while I eat
@SortaBad: "I'd like to make a large cash deposit" teller: ok, how much do you have? "Wow can't a guy just share his dreams without being pressured?"