@Wtftab: I've got a bag full of stick figure stickers, and when I see an SUV I add random dudes to their families.
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@thejakeshenry: I was pretty excited about this box of elbows before I saw that it was only macaroni.
@Heldinchains: The older you get the less people you can actually tolerate. I can tolerate about 5 people right now, 3 are my children and even that's iffy
@davidkenny100: Pal: "on your date, ask her about herself. Oh! And girls love a guy into animals" Me: "how much do you weigh? about as much as baby cow?"