@internetluke: Jesus: saw that facebook event "last supper"... looks good but whys it called the "last supper" ?
Judas: oh.. No reason really
@themiltron: [first day as a server]
me: how would u like your steak
person: well done
me: thank you that's so kind it's my first day & i'm very nervous
@Black__Elvis: I’m hot blooded, check it & see/ I got a fever of 103/ why’s everyone on the bus screaming/ maybe I shoulda wiped off the rectal thermometer
@ColIegeStudent: The types of jars
@ArfMeasures: ME: The kitten has eaten all the grapes!
GF: Just get some more
ME: Ok
[later]
GF: Did you get more grapes?
ME [drowning in kittens] what?
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