@3sunzzz: I love showering with my husband. There's nothing more intimate during sex than discussing water temperature.

@TheRolo: And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance... Barista: Sir your Caffè Mocha is ready. Me: Oh ok nevermind.

@bergified: Send me your home address and I'll mail you a personal drawing of your favorite animal as long as its a buffalo.

@cluedont: I was just about to go and remind my neighbour to slam all of his car doors as many times as possible in five minutes, but there's no need.

@captainkalvis: DATE her: i just wish our relationship was a little more... spontaneous me (holding a lighter to the table cloth): ive got just the thing