@doctorveritas: "I've got chills. They're multiplying." "Sir, you're going into shock. Please stop narrating--" "And I'm losing control." "Sir!"
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@3sunzzz: I love showering with my husband. There's nothing more intimate during sex than discussing water temperature.
@TheRolo: And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance... Barista: Sir your Caffè Mocha is ready. Me: Oh ok nevermind.
@bergified: Send me your home address and I'll mail you a personal drawing of your favorite animal as long as its a buffalo.
@cluedont: I was just about to go and remind my neighbour to slam all of his car doors as many times as possible in five minutes, but there's no need.