@PFitzpa: I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life.
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@david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
@TeaAndCopy: Punctuality is important. It's the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and arriving late to find he's already done it.
@deardilettante: If I were Cinderella, I wouldn't have settled for a guy who couldn't even remember what my face looked like.