@PFitzpa: I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life.
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@DrDogMD: NURSE: I promise. It's ok. You can come in. MAILMAN (trembling): are..are you sure DR DOG: *locked in his office just going freakin nuts*
@mjm866: You are not truly drunk until you have a jar of peanut butter in your hand and your looking for the dog
@RorynotRoy: Give a man a compliment & he'll be all, "Yeah, I've been working out." Teach a man to fish for a compliment & he'll be all, "I feel SO fat."