@PFitzpa: I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life.
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@djdarrellripley: Her: I can't cook because, I "believe" I can't cook. And you want to know what makes me believe that? Me: The arrival of the paramedics?
@Sean_Burgundy_: There's nothing worse than when you tell someone it's a long story and they reply with "I have time."
@thejamietighe: In a car crash a dog would rescue you. However a cat would pour liquor over your face and testify against you in court.