@Tuna_Lover: I've gotta go. This bottle of vodka isn't gonna get arrested all by itself.
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@Adar79Angie: If your Dad leaves, just act like you're installing a new screen door. All the Dads of the neighborhood will gather round. Pick your new Dad
@NoorShamma: Understand men, or die trying. Or try dying. Or quit trying. Or lie crying. Or cry tweeting. Or tweet trying, to understand men.
@_Bad_Karma: HR says I'm no longer allowed to use Batman-style smoke bombs to sneak out of meetings because of some Health and Safety bullshit