@ch000ch: i've grown my mustache down over my mouth and all the other ventriloquists here are wondering why they never thought of that before
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@JohnASinclair: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour? No, sorry we only accept Visa or MasterCard.
@thesupergrobi: Stop telling men beards alone will make women love them when everyone knows they need to play the guitar too.
@upsidedowntrash: [at séance] Me: If you truly are a ghost why don't you move this object Ghost: If you truly are a human why don't you get your shit together