@shutupmikeginn: I've had 6 cups of coffee and am about to shave my pet cactus
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@YoungNobler: Just checked weather. If anyone is curious what's in my wardrobe, find me tomorrow. I will be wearing every article of clothing I own.
@mdob11: Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN COME HERE IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH ME!! Him: Ma'am please just take your pizza.
@wittwitbarista: With the magic of makeup, I go from tired old hag to tired looking old hag with eyeliner.
@murrman5: Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention "amnesia pills" but did anyway? "No" excellent.