@weinerdog4life: I've had like 6 red bulls, so of course I'm vacuuming the front yard.
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@RexHuppke: Interestingly, if we invade North Korea because it caused us to miss a movie, that still won't be the worst reason we ever went to war.
@evanR39: Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question have obviously never worked in tech support..;)
@PlainTravis: I want to be a pilot, but mostly so I'd have an excuse to tell passengers, "Where we're going, we don't need roads."