@weinerdog4life: I've had like 6 red bulls, so of course I'm vacuuming the front yard.
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@thatfinguy: Pretty woman wouldn't have been as sweet of a love story if we saw all the times she sucked c**k for money weeks prior.
@Xoolun: My GFs family are religious which sux 1st time I stayed there her dad wouldnt let us sleep together Was a shame cuz he was very attractive
@owlcity: If I walk you home and kiss you goodnight, a simple thank you will suffice. None of this calling the cops crap.
@joeldanger: I enjoy visiting countries where I don't speak the language because it requires zero effort to tune out everyone around me.