@TheAlexNevil: I've had my heart broken before, but I got back up on that horse and said "C'mon, can't we give us one more chance? Stomp once for yes."
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@Dpressedspartan: My class teacher once said "Write and Practice." Turns out she was right. I practiced on my desk just before I started my exam and it worked
@JayMindX: "Calzone" is just an Italian word to make you feel better about eating a Hot Pocket in public.
@michaelianblack: "God" not mentioned in Democratic platform means they don't worship God. "Money" mentioned eleven times in Republican platform.
@mind_numb: I'm going start wearing a cape instead of headphones to deter people from talking to me.