@SamGrittner: I've honestly never been more disappointed in life than when I found out that the Miami Dolphin football team was made up entirely of people
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@HomeProbably: I don't trust people who keep their jackets on after they've arrived. That's what I do when I'm going to escape.
@TeaPainUSA: Conservatives say the problem is Christianity ain't taught in schools. The real problem is Christianity ain't taught in church.
@KristinGnr: To the jogger clinging to the hood of my car: That's why you run WITH the flow of traffic
@TheAlexP: I don't often get suspicious,but squirrels rubbing their tiny hands together? I worry they won the lottery & hired a good hit & run attorney