@NYC_Blonde: I've kissed so many frogs trying to find a prince that I've actually discovered several new species.
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@cluedont: If I was Phil Collins I'd rub my belly after every meal and say 'I'm Full Collins', then insist everyone either laughed or left my house.
@MooseAllain: My wife’s written “iron school uniform” on a note. She’s full of bright ideas, but to me this sounds heavy and impractical.
@JustDontBugMe: Mom: Why didn't you answer your phone? M: I was in a lecture. Mom: Where are you now? M: Walking the dog. Mom: You need better excuses. M: It's the truth. Mom: Then put the dog on.