@Papa_Mex: I've learned a lot about women. Ex: if you're going to the hospital for a gunshot wound & she asks for tampons, you'd better stop on the way
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@HomeProbably: What do you call a man who does all the cooking, cleaning and washing without complaint? Single.
@Juicedballs: Walk into a pawn shop with a ponytail & a handlebar mustache & they treat you like Ray Liotta walking thru that restaurant in Goodfellas
@specialhug: People ask me the secret of a good tweet. It's called "proof-reading". Perhaps you've hard of it