@Papa_Mex: I've learned a lot about women. Ex: if you're going to the hospital for a gunshot wound & she asks for tampons, you'd better stop on the way
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@BruceForce: I love the way everyone who uses hand sanitizer looks like they're hatching some kind of evil plan.