@Papa_Mex: I've learned a lot about women. Ex: if you're going to the hospital for a gunshot wound & she asks for tampons, you'd better stop on the way
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@KeepsItRustic: Someone praising you is also someone being judgmental. The difference is that you like the verdict this time.
@Whitnuts: I always try to tell myself that I don't actually hate people as much as I say I do...and then I go to the mall.
@QuietPsycho: I think the Wu Tang clan is a Chinese organized crime family trying to wrestle control of the orange drink market from the "Sunni D" family
@GothikRokkit: Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Google asks where I am. The internet has turned into my girlfriend.