@imadepoopstoday: I've learned that you can buy a kitten with no problem, but you have to come back at a different time to buy the juicer.
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@Spaziotwat: There are eleven types of people in the world: those that understand Roman numerals, and those that don't
@RealPrincessKim: A couple approaches on the beach. He calls her "Allison." I write, "Marry me, Allison," in the sand and hide. And now we wait.
@mommajessiec: Husband: Wouldn’t it be easier to buy a larger size jeans? Me: (on roof) Just hold out my skinny jeans for me to jump into like we planned!