@rockandrolltart: I've lost my boyfriend! He's in one of these browser tabs, somewhere.
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@AndyAsAdjective: BOSS: why were you late? ME: [thinking back to filling each waffle trap with the exact same amount of syrup] traffic
@therealeatwood: I love kickboxing and think there should be kick versions of more sports, like kickbowling and kickbadminton
@Storminika: The only reason I watch political speeches is cause I'm hoping there's gonna be a sniper.