@rockandrolltart: I've lost my boyfriend! He's in one of these browser tabs, somewhere.
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@noog: If someone asks for advice, just tell em to follow their heart. No idea what that shit means but at least they're not talking to you anymore
@RogueGod: After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c**t.
@Jenny4ashley: Boss: Are you high? Me: If I was high could I do this? *teleports two inches to the right*