@rockandrolltart: I've lost my boyfriend! He's in one of these browser tabs, somewhere.
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@LeagueofNope: I have never once hit a drink or treated one badly so don't tell me about alcohol abuse!
@secondofhername: Jurassic World: A generically modified smart 50 ft monster has turned violent and this, for some reason, took people by surprise.
@sara_ashlynn: My daughter said, "You're the best mommy ever!" I'm really proud that she's learning sarcasm at such a young age.
@matt___nelson: "I think you'll like her. She's smart, funny, and a libra" I've never met a libra *is super disappointed when date isn't a lion zebra mix*