@rockandrolltart: I've lost my boyfriend! He's in one of these browser tabs, somewhere.
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@calluptome: We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself.
@neiltyson: What would aliens say if told that Earthlings shift clocks by an hour to fool themselves into thinking there's more sunlight
@david8hughes: Wife: morning Me: good morning Wife: my parents are coming over for dinner tonight Me [pouring bleach in my coffee]: uh huh that's great
@noogscorner: The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What's your point?