@rockandrolltart: I've lost my boyfriend! He's in one of these browser tabs, somewhere.
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@GrabTheWEness: When I went to bed last night I had 47,000 followers. Now I have 700. Did I spell something wrong?
@Donnie_Fairburn: "Son, hey son" Yeah dad? "Know why we named you Adopted?" *Sighs* Because I'm adop- "BECAUSE YOU'RE ADOPTED" Good one dad "I'm not your dad"
@Donna_McCoy: Why have an affair when you can so easily ruin your marriage by remodeling the kitchen?