@lucidchemistry: I've mastered the art of knowing what not to say...not saying it, whole different story
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@RtrJan: I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone who took time out of her or his busy schedule to tell me, "omg you look like hell."
@JediGigi: [he picks me up on 1st date] Him: What do you have there? Me: [struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down] Ham.
@RBColl: I wonder why call them backup vocals. Was there ever a time the lead fainted and the backup took over the mic and the show went on as usual?
@Maui_Speaks: Dear person who just turned in your resume with no name or phone number. You didn't get the job.