@IamEnidColeslaw: I've matured a lot. For example, I used to listen to Fall Out Boy and break stuff, but now I listen to Mozart and break stuff
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@fro_vo: HOPE: why did you name me Hope MOM: you were our hope for the future DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO SAVE A LOVELESS MARRIAGE: what about me MOM: same
@LoveNLunchmeat: My debate style is more like Teddy Roosevelt. I carry a big stick in one hand, a sword in the other, and wait for you to agree.
@AndyRichter: My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place
@garrettbarry70: So, I bought a wok to cook healthy food and I have to say, these french fries don't taste any different.