@LackOfShame: I've never been as disappointed as my dog just was when she realized the food I dropped was a carrot.
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@Pirate_nurse: If he's dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all "I still haven't gotten my period."
@garrettbarry70: So, I bought a wok to cook healthy food and I have to say, these french fries don't taste any different.
@CloydRivers: I'm glad school taught me the Pythagorean theorem instead of how to do my taxes. It came in really handy this Pythagorean theorem season. 🇺🇸