@HiddleDeeDee: I've never been held hostage but I've been on a group text.
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@Steelers1972: Took the batteries out of the smoke detector to use in my remote cause I would rather die in a fire than have to get up & change the channel
@dshack8: "I really have no idea how to pronounce my name but I won't admit it." Guys named Geoff.