@HiddleDeeDee: I've never been held hostage but I've been on a group text.
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@ProudFFAalumni: Instead of accusing me of eating your leftover pie, ask yourself why you had any left to begin with, quitter *said thru a mouthful of pie*
@meganamram: We're in the exact point of climate change as when wile e. coyote runs off the cliff but hasn't looked down yet
@SamuelHLowe: She invited me over for a romantic dinner and told me I was the dessert. I wanted ice cream.