@HiddleDeeDee: I've never been held hostage but I've been on a group text.
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@QwertyJones3: I always keep a water spray bottle next to my bed in case a cat burglar breaks in.
@Wuttercuerk: I wear Lacoste shirts with the little crocodile on them because when shit goes down I want crocodiles to know that I'm on their side.
@NicestHippo: PLATO: I'm famous in the future? I bet the word platonic is used to describe philosoph-- It's for relationships where nobody's getting laid