@kwirkyKerri: I've never been offered money for sex. Never been offered money to not have sex either. So there's that.
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@DumbConfessions: *sees couple holding hands* *violently breaks them apart* "Go. You're free now."
@juliussharpe: A new study shows dolphins have great memory. Memories include "Swam in water" and "Ate".
@Contwixt: It's widely known that some members of a prison population become well-read and crafty with words. Sometimes you can mix prose with cons.
@SteveSuckington: "What should we put in the middle of this mall?" How bout some chairs? "That idea sucks" A little pond to throw money in? "Oh hell yeah"