@kwirkyKerri: I've never been offered money for sex. Never been offered money to not have sex either. So there's that.
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@thepunningman: Snail Boss: under skills you've put 'quick reflexes' Snail: [2 hours later] that's right SB: [3 hours later] holy heck, when can you start?
@KatieBurnett: Do people who happily announce their pregnancy know they are going to be stuck with a baby afterwards?
@Danny_McH2O: I'm so old, I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign. And before that, we used to play Tic-Tac-Toe on that shit.