@MaDom: I've never been skydiving, but I've zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I love Instagram's new direct messaging feature because I've always thought, "If only this picture of someone's dinner was just for me."
@MichaelGoffLA: Feed me pieces of baguette by the park bench like one of your French squirrels.
@modernquixote: My pet rock likes to dent people's heads. I don't blame him
@TheAlexNevil: Adult: If it ain't broke don't fix it
Child: If it ain't breakable, not interested
@ScorpionDong: I eat sunflower seeds because I like food but I absolutely love littering