@MaDom: I've never been skydiving, but I've zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast.
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@WhiskeySoured: If a bear is chasing you, don't run. Be very still and tweet about it because you're about to die.
@mompsychologist: Me: If you don't like my rules, maybe you can find a different mom. 4yo: *excitedly* Can we really do that?
@SqueakyFreckles: I drove home with a new bunny for my kids & all they did was moan. "Why hasn't it got a head?" "I don't want to scrape it off the wheel."
@Mr_Kapowski: 8 year old daughter: I wish I had been born a twin Me: You were a very hungry fetus- Wife: Ok that's enough time with Dad for today