@MaDom: I've never been skydiving, but I've zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast.
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@jwoodham: People are always impressed to hear that I graduated from Harvard at 16, but you can do anything you set your mind to if you just lie.
@RichardDawkins: I can't think of many people who deserve to go to hell, but people who teach its existence to vulnerable children are prime candidates.
@WilliamRodgers: "I don't get why our troops need to wear camouflage, when they could just wear glasses..." -Superman