@DaveTheAlbino: I've never been to Pilates but I have tried to change clothes in the car.
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@FeelingEuphoric: HIM: whatcha thinkin’ about? ME: *thinking about how polar ice caps are melting yet Santa still gives naughty children coal instead of a clean, renewable resource alternative* …oh, nuthin’
@TheHyyyype: tornados have been around forever, so just imagine millions of years ago a brontosaurus was flailing around in a twister
@Whitnuts: My liver's so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it's family very proud. Weren't expecting that, huh? Racist.