@HeatherLuvsYou: I've never considered myself a social butterfly. More like a social wasp. People run away a lot.
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@RobDenBleyker: It's always funny when the flight attendant says "we know you have a choice of airlines" as if free will exists.
@cervixsmash: Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son? Son: I smoked weed, dad Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
@dance_blessed: "You'll never get the butt you want by sitting on the one you have." -Maya Angelou