@lakeanagirl: I've never had a better karate instructor than a spider web.
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@TampaBayMomma: Men think us women dream of finding the perfect man when really, all we want is to eat anything without getting fat.
@BoomBoomBetty: You, a basic, typical hacker: Steals credit cards and identities Me, a diabolical hacker: Syncs your Twitter account to your phone contacts and unblocks your family’s accounts
@primawesome: Every time I have a salad for lunch my stomach feels the same way a dog does when someone fake throws a tennis ball.
@SherBoBer: Lion King is my favourite movie about an innocent baby animal. Being framed for murder.