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@lakeanagirl: I've never had a better karate instructor than a spider web.
@E_lok44: I would never feed you to the wolves.
You're too toxic and I like dogs.
@Torriable: The Government could have bailed out Hostess - by legalizing weed
@MuttCutts: "Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road, please?" Oh. Yea. Good thinkin'. Can't be too careful. A lot of bad drivers out there.
@Swishergirl24: Why are people upset about the Starbucks cup and not the fact that they are paying $7 for coffee?
@earthfalcon33: PRANK TIME: tie your friend's shoelaces together and when he tries to walk throw a wolf at him