@JohnLyonTweets: I've never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry.
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@missmayn: Mexico should agree to pay for the wall then once it's built tell Trump he did a terrible job and refuse to pay up.
@revious: My ex got drunk and left me at a bar so I called the police and reported a drunk driver.. #topahole
@Eagle_Vision: You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they are around your throat, she is probably upset at you.
@EricMarten: It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East.