@Dutch_50: I’ve never made eggplant before. Is it better fried or scrambled?
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@Playing_Dad: [At vet] Me: My dog has been throwing up what looks like egg shells. Vet: What have you been feeding him? Me: Egg shells.
@TheLieLamaa: The only person who listens to both sides of an argument, is the next door neighbour ...
@ItsLaTourette: When you say '' friends with benefits'' I assume you own a medical Marijuana dispensary and or a liquor store
@KeetPotato: *swims up to girl in pool* so do you.. actually this is quite deep jesus *just disappears*